PHULOMAI KABHI VAGINA MUSLIMS KOO DEKHA DETA HAI, MUSLIMS EXCITED HOO JATA HAI AUR HINDU KOO GOOLI MAAR KOR MAAR DETA HAI. PHULOMAI KABHI VAGINA HINDU KOO DEKHA DETA HAI, HINDU EXCITED HOO JATA HAI AUR JAHA TAHA TRISHUL DEKHTA HAI. PHULOMAI KABHI VAGINA KUKIS KOO DEKHA DETA HAI, KUKIS EXCITED HOO JATA HAI AUR MEITAI KOO HAMLA KOR DETA HAI. PHULOMAI KABHI VAGINA MEITAI KOO DEKHA DETA HAI, MEITAI EXCITED HOO JATA HAI AUR KUKIS KOO HAAMLA KOR DETA HAI. PHULOMAI KABHI VAGINA RUSSIA KOO DEKHA DETA HAI, RUSSIA EXCITED HOO JATA HAI AUR UKRAINE KOO ATTACK KOR DETA HAI. PHULOMAI KABHI VAGINA UKRAINE KOO DEKHA DETA HAI, UKRAINE EXCITED HOO JATA HAI AUR RUSSIA KOO COUNTER ATTACK KOR DETA HAI. PHULOMAI KABHI VAGINA HAMAS KOO DEKHA DETA HAI, HAMAS EXCITED HOO JATA HAI AUR ISRAEL KOO ATTACK KOR DETA HAI. PHULOMAI KABHI VAGINA ISRAEL KOO DEKHA DETA HAI, ISRAEL EXCITED HOO JATA HAI AUR GAZA MEI AIR STRIKE KOR DETA HAI. PHULOMAI KABHI VAGINA RAJPUT KOO DEKHA DETA HAI, KABHI YADAV KOO DEKHA DETA HAI. AB PHULOMAI KAB APNA VAGINA CHUPA KOR RAKHEGA? BACHPAN MEI DADI MAA NE PHULOMAI KOO BAAR BAAR BOOLA THA,"SUSU CHUPA KOR RAKHO. KOOI CHOCOLATE DENE SI BHI SUSU MOT DEKHAO". HER CHAAR KAMEENA MALI KE SAATH CHAKKAR SOLANE KE BAAT, PHULOMAI NE DADI MAA KA WOH ANMOL BAAT BHUL GIYA. SHAADI KA BAAT PHULOMAI NE PEHLE BAAR JAB MAIKA GIYA THA, DADI MAA KOR PASS JAKOR ROWA THA, "YEH, BEKHOOF KE SAATH SARA ZINDEGI KEISE ROHOONGA". TOB DADI MAA NE PHULOMAI KOO BOOLA THA, "MEI BHI TERI DADAJI KA BARE MEI EISE SOOCHA THA. JOO MIL GIYA USKE SAATH MEI ROHO. IDHAR UDHAR MOT DEKHO. ZINDEGI MEI TOOFAN AA JAYEGA. SAMBHAL NAHI PAYEGA". PHULOMAI NE DADI MAA KA WOH ANMOL BAAT BHI BHOOL GIYA. AUR HER CHAAR KAMEENA MALI KE SAATH KHULE AAM CHAKKAR SALA DIYA. KHUBSURAT LORKI CHANCHAL HONE SE SHAADI KA PEHLE BAAP KA TENSION. SHAADI KA BAAT PURA DESH DUNIYA KA TENSION.

 PHULOMAI KABHI VAGINA MUSLIMS KOO DEKHA DETA HAI, MUSLIMS EXCITED HOO JATA HAI AUR HINDU KOO GOOLI MAAR KOR MAAR DETA HAI. PHULOMAI KABHI VAGINA HINDU KOO DEKHA DETA HAI, HINDU EXCITED HOO JATA HAI AUR JAHA TAHA TRISHUL DEKHTA HAI. PHULOMAI KABHI VAGINA KUKIS KOO DEKHA DETA HAI, KUKIS EXCITED HOO JATA HAI AUR MEITAI KOO HAMLA KOR DETA HAI. PHULOMAI KABHI VAGINA MEITAI KOO DEKHA DETA HAI, MEITAI EXCITED HOO JATA HAI AUR KUKIS KOO HAAMLA KOR DETA HAI. PHULOMAI KABHI VAGINA RUSSIA KOO DEKHA DETA HAI, RUSSIA EXCITED HOO JATA HAI AUR UKRAINE KOO ATTACK KOR DETA HAI. PHULOMAI KABHI VAGINA UKRAINE KOO DEKHA DETA HAI, UKRAINE EXCITED HOO JATA HAI AUR RUSSIA KOO COUNTER ATTACK KOR DETA HAI. PHULOMAI KABHI VAGINA HAMAS KOO DEKHA DETA HAI, HAMAS EXCITED HOO JATA HAI AUR ISRAEL KOO ATTACK KOR DETA HAI. PHULOMAI KABHI VAGINA ISRAEL KOO DEKHA DETA HAI, ISRAEL EXCITED HOO JATA HAI AUR GAZA MEI AIR STRIKE KOR DETA HAI. PHULOMAI KABHI VAGINA RAJPUT KOO DEKHA DETA HAI, KABHI YADAV KOO DEKHA DETA HAI. AB PHULOMAI KAB APNA VAGINA CHUPA KOR RAKHEGA?

BACHPAN MEI DADI MAA NE PHULOMAI KOO BAAR BAAR BOOLA THA,"SUSU CHUPA KOR RAKHO. KOOI CHOCOLATE DENE SI BHI SUSU MOT DEKHAO". HER CHAAR KAMEENA MALI KE SAATH CHAKKAR SOLANE KE BAAT, PHULOMAI NE DADI MAA KA WOH ANMOL BAAT BHUL GIYA.

SHAADI KA BAAT PHULOMAI NE PEHLE BAAR JAB MAIKA GIYA THA, DADI MAA KOR PASS JAKOR ROWA THA, "YEH, BEKHOOF KE SAATH SARA ZINDEGI KEISE ROHOONGA". TOB DADI MAA NE PHULOMAI KOO BOOLA THA, "MEI BHI TERI DADAJI KA BARE MEI EISE SOOCHA THA. JOO MIL GIYA USKE SAATH MEI ROHO. IDHAR UDHAR MOT DEKHO. ZINDEGI MEI TOOFAN AA JAYEGA. SAMBHAL NAHI PAYEGA". PHULOMAI NE DADI MAA KA WOH ANMOL BAAT BHI BHOOL GIYA. AUR HER CHAAR KAMEENA MALI KE SAATH KHULE AAM CHAKKAR SALA DIYA.

KHUBSURAT LORKI CHANCHAL HONE SE SHAADI KA PEHLE BAAP KA TENSION. SHAADI KA BAAT PURA DESH DUNIYA KA TENSION.