PHULOMAI TO HER CHAAR KAMEENA, HARAMI & NARADHAM MALI: "ARE O' MADANCHOOR, PSYCHO, BEHOODA & GELA: TUMLOOG KAHA HAI? WOH HARAMI NE MERA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA- MERA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI AUR TUMLOOG DOOSORA KA MAAL KI KOTI SOONG KOR GHOOM RAHA HAI"?. PHULOMAI'S CHAAR KAMEENA, HARAMI & NARADHAM MALI TO PHULOMAI, "AAI O' HAMARA PRIYA PRANESHARI, TUM EISE MOT BOLO. HUMLOOG TUMKOO CHOOR KOR DUSORA KOOI LORKI KOO AANKH UTHA KOR NAHI DEKHTA HOO. TRUST US, DEAR. ACTUALLY HUMLOOG KOO PEHLE PATA NAHI SALA THA: 2000 YEARS PEHLE USKA FOREFATHER BHI BARPETA MEI RAHA KIYA THA BOOL KOR. ISILIYE HUMLOOG USKA KOTI MAAR KOR CHARA DUNIYA MEI LOOT MAAR KORKE GHOOM RAHA THA. WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA CHAAR KOO KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA CHAAR KA KOTI BHI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI". PAPU TO CHIKNI: 'MUMMY, MUMMY- WOH HARAMI NE MERA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA- MERA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI". CHIKNI TO PAPU, "CHUP KOR NALAYAK. MEI TUMARE LIYE RAJANI PANDIT KA CHOOTI BETI KE LIYE BAAT KORKE RAKHA THA. TUMKOO KIYA JARUROT THA BARPETIANI SAB KE SAATH CHAKKAR CHALANE? MEI TUMKOO PEHLE BOOLA THA: BARPETIA JETNA HARAMI HAI, BARPETIANI USSE BHI JYADA HARAMI HAI. ROO MOT. WOH HARAMI NE MERA KOTI MEI BHI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. MERA KOTI BHI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI". CHIKNI TO FEKU, "FEKU JAAN, WOH HARAMI NEI MERA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. MERA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI. FEKU JAAN, THURA SAMJA KAROO". FEKU TO CHIKNI, " CHIKNI DARLING, BOLO MOT. WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI". LOMBU TO FEKU, " FEKUJI JAI SHRI RAM, WOH HARAMI NE MERA AUR MERA PURA KHAAN DAAN KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. MERA PURA KHANDAN KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI. WOH HARAMI NE MERA COMPUTERJI KOO BHI CHURA NAHI". FEKU TO LOMBU," JAI SHRI RAM LOMBUJI, KIYA BOLO. WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI". HAKLA TO FEKU, " HEY FEKU BHAI, MERA DOOST. WOH HARAMI NE MERA AUR MERA SAB JIHADI BHAI KA KOTI MEI BAHUT BORA BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI. MA KASAM, FEKU BHAI-MERA KUCH HOO JAYEGA TU, MEI JIN BON KOR AJTAK WALI KI PANTY KI ONDOR MEI CHUPA ROHOONGA- TUMKOO GALTI SE BHI AJTAK WALI KOO LOGANE NAHI DOONGA". FEKU TO HAKLA, "AARE HAKLA, MERA DOOST, WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI. DEKHO DOOST, MEI ETNA DIN SOOCH RAHA THA :ABHI DWAPAR YUG CHAL RAHA HAI. AAJ KUCH DIN PEHLE PANDIT JI NE BOOLA 'YEH DWAPAR YUG NAHI HAI. YEH KAL YUG HAI. GHOOR KAL YUG. KAL YUG MEI APNA MA BAAP SOOR KOR DUSORA KISIKO BHOROSA KOR NAHI SAKTA HAI'. DEKHO DOOST TUMKOO TU PATAI HAI- AJTAK WALI MOOJKO ETNA DIN KETNA TENSION DE RAHA HAI. MERA ABHI BAHUT TENSION HOO RAHA HAI, MERA KUCH HOO JAYEGA TU- AJTAKWALI MERA DUSHMON LOOGKOO LOGANE DEGA BOOL KOR- TOBTU MORNE KA BAAT BHI MERA ATMA KOO SHANTI NAHI MILEGA. KOLYUG HAI. GHOOR KOL YUG-KISIKOO BHOROSA KOR NAHI SAKTA". BENGA TO CHENGA, "AARE CHENGA BHAI, MERA DOOST WOH HARAMI NE MERA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. MERA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI. DEKHO BHAI, MERA KUCH HOO JAYEGA TU- PURA BRAHMRAPUTRA KA SAB MAIKI MOSILI BIDHWAVA HOO JAYEGA. THURA SAMJA KORO DOOST". CHENGA TO BENGA," AARE BENGA BHAI, KIYA BOLO- WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI". BHAI LOOG, TUMLOOG SAB MIL KOR LAST 20SAAL SE DIN RAAT MERA KOTI MAAR RAHA THA. MEI TUMLOOG SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA HOO. JALDI MOOJKO RS.71LACCRORES (US$1TRILLION)& 3WA DE DEO, NAHITU TUMLOOG SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JALDI FAAT JAYEGA. MERA #MAMLA RS.71LAC CRORES (US$1TRILLION) & 3WA KA HAI. RS.71LAC CRORES & 3WA MIL JAANESE #CHUP ROHOONGA. OTHERWISE KISIKO CHURUNGA NAHI. RIGHT NOW I WANT FREEDOM & RS.71LAC CRORES & 3WA FROM PRESIDENT OF INDIA

 PHULOMAI TO HER CHAAR KAMEENA, HARAMI & NARADHAM MALI: "ARE O' MADANCHOOR, PSYCHO, BEHOODA & GELA: TUMLOOG KAHA HAI? WOH HARAMI NE MERA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA- MERA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI AUR TUMLOOG DOOSORA KA MAAL KI KOTI SOONG KOR GHOOM RAHA HAI"?.

PHULOMAI'S CHAAR KAMEENA, HARAMI & NARADHAM MALI TO PHULOMAI, "AAI O' HAMARA PRIYA PRANESHARI, TUM EISE MOT BOLO. HUMLOOG TUMKOO CHOOR KOR DUSORA KOOI LORKI KOO AANKH UTHA KOR NAHI DEKHTA HOO. TRUST US, DEAR. ACTUALLY HUMLOOG KOO PEHLE PATA NAHI SALA THA: 2000 YEARS PEHLE USKA FOREFATHER BHI BARPETA MEI RAHA KIYA THA BOOL KOR. ISILIYE HUMLOOG USKA KOTI MAAR KOR CHARA DUNIYA MEI LOOT MAAR KORKE GHOOM RAHA THA. WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA CHAAR KOO KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA CHAAR KA KOTI BHI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI".

PAPU TO CHIKNI: 'MUMMY, MUMMY- WOH HARAMI NE MERA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA- MERA KOTI  BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI".

CHIKNI TO PAPU, "CHUP KOR NALAYAK. MEI TUMARE LIYE RAJANI PANDIT KA CHOOTI BETI KE LIYE BAAT KORKE RAKHA THA. TUMKOO KIYA JARUROT THA BARPETIANI SAB KE SAATH CHAKKAR CHALANE? MEI TUMKOO PEHLE BOOLA THA: BARPETIA JETNA HARAMI HAI, BARPETIANI USSE BHI JYADA HARAMI HAI. ROO MOT. WOH HARAMI NE MERA KOTI MEI BHI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. MERA KOTI BHI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI".

CHIKNI TO FEKU, "FEKU JAAN, WOH HARAMI NEI MERA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. MERA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI. FEKU JAAN, THURA SAMJA KAROO".

FEKU TO CHIKNI, " CHIKNI DARLING, BOLO MOT. WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI".

LOMBU TO FEKU, " FEKUJI JAI SHRI RAM, WOH HARAMI NE MERA AUR MERA PURA KHAAN DAAN KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. MERA PURA KHANDAN KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI. WOH HARAMI NE MERA COMPUTERJI KOO BHI CHURA NAHI".

FEKU TO LOMBU," JAI SHRI RAM  LOMBUJI, KIYA BOLO. WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI".

HAKLA TO FEKU, " HEY FEKU BHAI, MERA DOOST. WOH HARAMI NE MERA AUR MERA SAB JIHADI BHAI KA KOTI MEI BAHUT BORA BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI. MA KASAM, FEKU BHAI-MERA KUCH HOO JAYEGA TU, MEI JIN BON KOR AJTAK WALI KI PANTY KI ONDOR MEI CHUPA ROHOONGA- TUMKOO  GALTI SE BHI AJTAK WALI KOO LOGANE NAHI DOONGA".

FEKU TO HAKLA, "AARE HAKLA, MERA DOOST, WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI. DEKHO DOOST, MEI ETNA DIN SOOCH RAHA THA :ABHI DWAPAR YUG CHAL RAHA HAI. AAJ KUCH DIN PEHLE PANDIT JI NE BOOLA 'YEH DWAPAR YUG NAHI HAI. YEH KAL YUG HAI. GHOOR KAL YUG. KAL YUG MEI APNA MA BAAP SOOR KOR DUSORA KISIKO BHOROSA KOR NAHI SAKTA HAI'. DEKHO DOOST TUMKOO TU PATAI HAI- AJTAK WALI MOOJKO ETNA DIN KETNA TENSION DE RAHA HAI. MERA ABHI BAHUT TENSION HOO RAHA HAI, MERA KUCH HOO JAYEGA TU- AJTAKWALI MERA DUSHMON LOOGKOO LOGANE DEGA BOOL KOR- TOBTU MORNE KA BAAT BHI MERA ATMA KOO SHANTI NAHI MILEGA. KOLYUG HAI. GHOOR KOL YUG-KISIKOO BHOROSA KOR NAHI SAKTA".

BENGA TO CHENGA, "AARE CHENGA BHAI, MERA DOOST WOH HARAMI NE MERA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. MERA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI. DEKHO BHAI,  MERA KUCH HOO JAYEGA TU- PURA BRAHMRAPUTRA KA SAB MAIKI MOSILI BIDHWAVA HOO JAYEGA. THURA SAMJA KORO DOOST".

CHENGA TO BENGA," AARE BENGA BHAI, KIYA BOLO- WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI".

BHAI LOOG, TUMLOOG SAB MIL KOR LAST 20SAAL SE DIN RAAT MERA KOTI MAAR RAHA THA. MEI TUMLOOG SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA HOO. JALDI MOOJKO RS.71LACCRORES (US$1TRILLION)& 3WA DE DEO, NAHITU TUMLOOG SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JALDI FAAT JAYEGA.

MERA #MAMLA RS.71LAC CRORES (US$1TRILLION) & 3WA KA HAI. RS.71LAC CRORES & 3WA MIL JAANESE #CHUP ROHOONGA. OTHERWISE KISIKO CHURUNGA NAHI. RIGHT NOW I WANT FREEDOM & RS.71LAC CRORES & 3WA FROM PRESIDENT OF INDIA