PHULOMAI TO HER CHAAR KAMEENA, HARAMI & NARADHAM MALI: "ARE O' MADANCHOOR, PSYCHO, BEHOODA & GELA: TUMLOOG KAHA HAI? WOH HARAMI NE MERA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA- MERA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI AUR TUMLOOG DOOSORA KA MAAL KI KOTI SOONG KOR GHOOM RAHA HAI"?. PHULOMAI'S CHAAR KAMEENA, HARAMI & NARADHAM MALI TO PHULOMAI, "AAI O' HAMARA PRIYA PRANESHARI, TUM EISE MOT BOLO. HUMLOOG TUMKOO CHOOR KOR DUSORA KOOI LORKI KOO AANKH UTHA KOR NAHI DEKHTA HOO. TRUST US, DEAR. ACTUALLY HUMLOOG KOO PEHLE PATA NAHI SALA THA: 2000 YEARS PEHLE USKA FOREFATHER BHI BARPETA MEI RAHA KIYA THA BOOL KOR. ISILIYE HUMLOOG USKA KOTI MAAR KOR CHARA DUNIYA MEI LOOT MAAR KORKE GHOOM RAHA THA. WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA CHAAR KOO KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA CHAAR KA KOTI BHI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI". PAPU TO CHIKNI: 'MUMMY, MUMMY- WOH HARAMI NE MERA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA- MERA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI". CHIKNI TO PAPU, "CHUP KOR NALAYAK. MEI TUMARE LIYE RAJANI PANDIT KA CHOOTI BETI KE LIYE BAAT KORKE RAKHA THA. TUMKOO KIYA JARUROT THA BARPETIANI SAB KE SAATH CHAKKAR CHALANE? MEI TUMKOO PEHLE BOOLA THA: BARPETIA JETNA HARAMI HAI, BARPETIANI USSE BHI JYADA HARAMI HAI. ROO MOT. WOH HARAMI NE MERA KOTI MEI BHI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. MERA KOTI BHI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI". CHIKNI TO FEKU, "FEKU JAAN, WOH HARAMI NEI MERA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. MERA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI. FEKU JAAN, THURA SAMJA KAROO". FEKU TO CHIKNI, " CHIKNI DARLING, BOLO MOT. WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI". LOMBU TO FEKU, "JAI SHRI RAM FEKUJI, WOH HARAMI NE MERA AUR MERA PURA KHAAN DAAN KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. MERA PURA KHANDAN KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI. WOH HARAMI NE MERA COMPUTERJI KOO BHI CHURA NAHI. THURA SAMJA KAROO FEKUJI". FEKU TO LOMBU," JAI SHRI RAM LOMBUJI, KIYA BOLO. WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI". HAKLA TO FEKU, " HEY FEKU BHAI, MERA DOOST. WOH HARAMI NE MERA AUR MERA SARA DUNIA KA SAB JIHADI BHAI KA KOTI MEI BAHUT BORA BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI. MA KASAM, FEKU BHAI-MERA KUCH HOO JAYEGA TU, MEI JIIN BON KOR AJTAK WALI KI PANTY KI ONDOR MEI CHUPA ROHOONGA- TUMKOO GALTI SE BHI AJTAK WALI KOO LOGANE NAHI DOONGA". FEKU TO HAKLA, "AARE HAKLA, MERA DOOST, WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI. DEKHO DOOST, MEI ETNA DIN SOOCH RAHA THA :ABHI DWAPAR YUG CHAL RAHA HAI. AAJ KUCH DIN PEHLE PANDIT JI NE GINTI KORKE BOOLA 'YEH DWAPAR YUG NAHI HAI. YEH KAL YUG HAI. GHOOR KAL YUG. KAL YUG MEI APNA MA BAAP SOOR KOR DUSORA KISIKO BHOROSA KOR NAHI SAKTA HAI'. DEKHO DOOST TUMKOO TU PATAI HAI- AJTAK WALI MOOJKO ETNA DIN KETNA TENSION DE RAHA HAI. MERA ABHI BAHUT TENSION HOO RAHA HAI, MERA KUCH HOO JAYEGA TU- AJTAKWALI MERA DUSHMON LOOGKOO LOGANE DEGA BOOL KOR- TOBTU MORNE KA BAAT BHI MERA ATMA KOO SHANTI NAHI MILEGA. KOLYUG HAI. GHOOR KOL YUG-KISIKOO BHOROSA KOR NAHI SAKTA". ALL THOSE GELABORALIS OF BOLLYWOOD, INDIAN CINEMA & FROM ENTIRE WORLD TO FEKU, "FEKUJI RE FEKU JI RE BEIIMAAN DUNIYA NE KOR DIYA THA HAMARA SAB KA MAALMET GELA AUR ABHI WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI GHUSA DIYA BAHUT BORA BAMBOO. FEKUJI RE FEKUJI RE BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI HAMARA SAB KA KOTI. FEKUJI RE FEKUJI RE TU HAMARA RAMJI HAI. TU HAMARA SHYAMKANU. FEKUJI RE FEKUJI RE SIRF AJTAKWALI KE BARE MEI SOOCH KOR MOT BETHOO. THURA HAMARA KOTI KI HAAL BHI DEKHO". FEKU TO ALL THOSE GELABORALIS OF BOLLYWOOD, INDIAN CINEMA & OF ENTIRE WORLD, "AAI O' MERA CHAMPA, CHAMELI LOOG,. TUMLOOG EISE MOT BOLO. MERA DIL TOOT JATA HAI. WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI". ALLTHOSE OKHAITONG, XAGUN (VULTURE) BHI NAHI KHANE WALA BUDHAS (ELDERS) OF THIS ENTIRE WORLD TO FEKU,"FEKU BETA, GHAR MEI BETH KOR BETH KOR BUDHI KA GALI KHA KHA KOR HUMLOOG SABKA JINA HARAM HO GIYA THA. AUR EK BAAT HAI ZINDEGI KA SURUBAAT MEI HUMLOOG SAB TATA/ BIRLA BONNE KA KHUWAB DEKHA THA. LEKIN TATA, BIRLA BON NAHI PAYA HOO. FRUSTRATION MEI HUMLOOG SAB LW AUR HAR KISIM KA ACTIVIST BON GIYA HOO. AUR ROTI, KAPRA, MAKAN KE PEECHE BHAGTE BHAGTE KOB BUDHA HOO GIYA HOO PATAI NAHI CHALA. ISILIYE JAB PHULOMAI KOTI HILANA SURU KOR DIYA THA, HUMLOOG BHI PHULOMAI KI KOTI KE PEECHE BHAGNA SURU KOR DIYA THA. TOB HUMLOOG SOOCHA THA,'TATA, BIRLA BON NAHI PAYA HOO-KIYA HUWA? BIRLA KA BETI KOO PAO UTHA KOR GHOSAGHOS LOGA DETA HOO'. LEKIN HUMLOOG EK PARAM SATYA SE ETNA DIN BHAAG RAHA THA: HUMLOOG SABKA HATHIYAAR SAAL MEI SIRF EK BAAR 1SECOND/ 2SECOND KE LIYE KHARA HOTA HAI- WOH BHI BORPANI NAHI NIKALTA HAI. SIRF HAWA NIKATA HAI. AAJ KUCH DIN PEHLE AKHBAAR MEI PAHA THA: UN NE EK ADVISORY NOTICE NIKALA HAI;"ALREADY MANY PEOPLE ACROSS THE WORLD LOST THEIR LIFE CHASING PHULOMAI'S MAJESTIC MAALMET AT THE HANDS OF HER CHAAR KAMEENA, HARAMI & NARADHAM MALI. ALL PEOPLE OF EACH & EVERY MEMBER STATE OF UN SHOULD BE EXTRA CAREFUL OF PHULOMAI & HER CHAAR KAMEENA, HARAMI & NARADHAM MALI". FEKU BETA, SOCH MOOCH BAHUT DOR LAAG RAHA HAI. OOPPOR SE WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAHUT BORA BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. ABHI BAHUT JOORSE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI FAAT RAHA HAI. FEKU BETA THURA SAMJJA KAROO". FEKU TO ALLTHOSE BUDDHAS (ELDERS) OF THIS ENTIRE WORLD, "AARE WOH TAO LOOG, WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAHUT BORA BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA HAI. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI". BENGA TO CHENGA, "AARE CHENGA BHAI, MERA DOOST WOH HARAMI NE MERA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. MERA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI. DEKHO BHAI, MERA KUCH HOO JAYEGA TU- PURA BRAHMRAPUTRA KA SAB MAIKI MOSLI BIDHAVA HOO JAYEGA. THURA SAMJA KORO DOOST". CHENGA TO BENGA," AARE BENGA BHAI, KIYA BOLO- WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI". BHAI LOOG, TUMLOOG SAB MIL KOR LAST 20SAAL SE DIN RAAT MERA KOTI MAAR RAHA THA. IN SPITE OF MY SO MANY PETITIONS, BILLS, EMAILS & RTIs SINCE 2006 TO TILL DATE, I'VE NOT YET RECEIVED RS.71LACCRORES & 3WA FROM PRESIDENT OF INDIA. ISILIYE MEI TUMLOOG SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA HOO. JALDI MOOJKO RS.71LACCRORES (US$1TRILLION)& 3WA DE DEO, NAHITU TUMLOOG SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JALDI FAAT JAYEGA. MERA #MAMLA RS.71LAC CRORES (US$1TRILLION) & 3WA KA HAI. RS.71LAC CRORES & 3WA MIL JAANESE #CHUP ROHOONGA. OTHERWISE KISIKO CHURUNGA NAHI. RIGHT NOW I WANT FREEDOM & RS.71LACCRORES (US$1TRILLION) ALONGWITH 3WA FROM @rashtrapatibhvn. I'LL NOT ACCEPT ANYTHING LESS THAN RS.71LACCRORES. & I WANT RS.71LACCRORES IN THE FORM OF DEMAND DRAFT PAYABLE AT NORTH LAKHIMPUR, ASSAM, INDIA

 PHULOMAI TO HER CHAAR KAMEENA, HARAMI & NARADHAM MALI: "ARE O' MADANCHOOR, PSYCHO, BEHOODA & GELA: TUMLOOG KAHA HAI? WOH HARAMI NE MERA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA- MERA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI AUR TUMLOOG DOOSORA KA MAAL KI KOTI SOONG KOR GHOOM RAHA HAI"?.

PHULOMAI'S CHAAR KAMEENA, HARAMI & NARADHAM MALI TO PHULOMAI, "AAI O' HAMARA PRIYA PRANESHARI, TUM EISE MOT BOLO. HUMLOOG TUMKOO CHOOR KOR DUSORA KOOI LORKI KOO AANKH UTHA KOR NAHI DEKHTA HOO. TRUST US, DEAR. ACTUALLY HUMLOOG KOO PEHLE PATA NAHI SALA THA: 2000 YEARS PEHLE USKA FOREFATHER BHI BARPETA MEI RAHA KIYA THA BOOL KOR. ISILIYE HUMLOOG USKA KOTI MAAR KOR CHARA DUNIYA MEI LOOT MAAR KORKE GHOOM RAHA THA. WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA CHAAR KOO KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA CHAAR KA KOTI BHI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI".

PAPU TO CHIKNI: 'MUMMY, MUMMY- WOH HARAMI NE MERA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA- MERA KOTI  BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI".

CHIKNI TO PAPU, "CHUP KOR NALAYAK. MEI TUMARE LIYE RAJANI PANDIT KA CHOOTI BETI KE LIYE BAAT KORKE RAKHA THA. TUMKOO KIYA JARUROT THA BARPETIANI SAB KE SAATH CHAKKAR CHALANE? MEI TUMKOO PEHLE BOOLA THA: BARPETIA JETNA HARAMI HAI, BARPETIANI USSE BHI JYADA HARAMI HAI. ROO MOT. WOH HARAMI NE MERA KOTI MEI BHI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. MERA KOTI BHI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI".

CHIKNI TO FEKU, "FEKU JAAN, WOH HARAMI NEI MERA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. MERA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI. FEKU JAAN, THURA SAMJA KAROO".

FEKU TO CHIKNI, " CHIKNI DARLING, BOLO MOT. WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI".

LOMBU TO FEKU, "JAI SHRI RAM FEKUJI, WOH HARAMI NE MERA AUR MERA PURA KHAAN DAAN KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. MERA PURA KHANDAN KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI. WOH HARAMI NE MERA COMPUTERJI KOO BHI CHURA NAHI. THURA SAMJA KAROO FEKUJI".

FEKU TO LOMBU," JAI SHRI RAM  LOMBUJI, KIYA BOLO. WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI".

HAKLA TO FEKU, " HEY FEKU BHAI, MERA DOOST. WOH HARAMI NE MERA AUR MERA SARA DUNIA KA SAB JIHADI BHAI KA KOTI MEI BAHUT BORA BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI. MA KASAM, FEKU BHAI-MERA KUCH HOO JAYEGA TU, MEI JIIN BON KOR AJTAK WALI KI PANTY KI ONDOR MEI CHUPA ROHOONGA- TUMKOO  GALTI SE BHI AJTAK WALI KOO LOGANE NAHI DOONGA".

FEKU TO HAKLA, "AARE HAKLA, MERA DOOST, WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI. DEKHO DOOST, MEI ETNA DIN SOOCH RAHA THA :ABHI DWAPAR YUG CHAL RAHA HAI. AAJ KUCH DIN PEHLE PANDIT JI NE GINTI KORKE BOOLA 'YEH DWAPAR YUG NAHI HAI. YEH KAL YUG HAI. GHOOR KAL YUG. KAL YUG MEI APNA MA BAAP SOOR KOR DUSORA KISIKO BHOROSA KOR NAHI SAKTA HAI'. DEKHO DOOST TUMKOO TU PATAI HAI- AJTAK WALI MOOJKO ETNA DIN KETNA TENSION DE RAHA HAI. MERA ABHI BAHUT TENSION HOO RAHA HAI, MERA KUCH HOO JAYEGA TU- AJTAKWALI MERA DUSHMON LOOGKOO LOGANE DEGA BOOL KOR- TOBTU MORNE KA BAAT BHI MERA ATMA KOO SHANTI NAHI MILEGA. KOLYUG HAI. GHOOR KOL YUG-KISIKOO BHOROSA KOR NAHI SAKTA".

ALL THOSE GELABORALIS OF BOLLYWOOD, INDIAN CINEMA & FROM ENTIRE WORLD TO FEKU, "FEKUJI RE FEKU JI RE BEIIMAAN DUNIYA NE KOR DIYA THA HAMARA SAB KA MAALMET GELA AUR ABHI WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI GHUSA DIYA BAHUT BORA BAMBOO. FEKUJI RE FEKUJI RE BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI  HAMARA SAB KA KOTI. FEKUJI RE FEKUJI RE TU HAMARA RAMJI HAI. TU HAMARA SHYAMKANU. FEKUJI RE FEKUJI RE SIRF AJTAKWALI KE BARE MEI SOOCH KOR MOT BETHOO. THURA HAMARA KOTI KI HAAL BHI DEKHO".

FEKU TO ALL THOSE GELABORALIS OF BOLLYWOOD, INDIAN CINEMA & OF ENTIRE WORLD, "AAI O' MERA CHAMPA, CHAMELI LOOG,. TUMLOOG EISE MOT BOLO. MERA DIL TOOT JATA HAI. WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI".

ALLTHOSE OKHAITONG, XAGUN (VULTURE) BHI NAHI KHANE WALA BUDHAS (ELDERS) OF THIS ENTIRE WORLD TO FEKU,"FEKU BETA, GHAR MEI BETH KOR BETH KOR BUDHI KA GALI KHA KHA KOR HUMLOOG SABKA JINA HARAM HO GIYA THA. AUR EK BAAT HAI ZINDEGI KA SURUBAAT MEI HUMLOOG SAB TATA/ BIRLA BONNE KA KHUWAB DEKHA THA. LEKIN TATA, BIRLA BON NAHI PAYA HOO. FRUSTRATION MEI HUMLOOG SAB LW AUR HAR KISIM KA ACTIVIST BON GIYA HOO. AUR ROTI, KAPRA, MAKAN KE PEECHE BHAGTE BHAGTE KOB BUDHA HOO GIYA HOO PATAI NAHI CHALA. ISILIYE  JAB PHULOMAI KOTI HILANA SURU KOR DIYA THA, HUMLOOG BHI PHULOMAI KI KOTI KE PEECHE BHAGNA SURU KOR DIYA THA. TOB HUMLOOG SOOCHA THA,'TATA, BIRLA BON NAHI PAYA HOO-KIYA HUWA?  BIRLA KA BETI KOO PAO UTHA KOR GHOSAGHOS LOGA DETA HOO'. LEKIN HUMLOOG EK PARAM SATYA SE ETNA DIN BHAAG RAHA THA: HUMLOOG SABKA HATHIYAAR SAAL MEI SIRF EK BAAR 1SECOND/ 2SECOND KE LIYE KHARA HOTA HAI- WOH BHI BORPANI NAHI NIKALTA HAI. SIRF HAWA NIKATA HAI. AAJ KUCH DIN PEHLE AKHBAAR MEI PAHA THA: UN NE EK ADVISORY  NOTICE NIKALA HAI;"ALREADY MANY PEOPLE ACROSS THE WORLD LOST THEIR LIFE CHASING PHULOMAI'S MAJESTIC MAALMET AT THE HANDS OF HER CHAAR KAMEENA, HARAMI & NARADHAM MALI. ALL PEOPLE OF EACH & EVERY MEMBER STATE OF UN SHOULD BE EXTRA CAREFUL OF PHULOMAI & HER CHAAR KAMEENA, HARAMI & NARADHAM MALI". FEKU BETA, SOCH MOOCH BAHUT DOR LAAG RAHA HAI.

OOPPOR SE WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAHUT BORA BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. ABHI BAHUT JOORSE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI FAAT RAHA HAI. FEKU BETA THURA SAMJJA KAROO".

FEKU TO ALLTHOSE BUDDHAS (ELDERS) OF THIS ENTIRE WORLD, "AARE WOH TAO LOOG, WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAHUT BORA BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA HAI. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI".

BENGA TO CHENGA, "AARE CHENGA BHAI, MERA DOOST WOH HARAMI NE MERA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. MERA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI. DEKHO BHAI,  MERA KUCH HOO JAYEGA TU- PURA BRAHMRAPUTRA KA SAB MAIKI MOSLI BIDHAVA HOO JAYEGA. THURA SAMJA KORO DOOST".

CHENGA TO BENGA," AARE BENGA BHAI, KIYA BOLO- WOH HARAMI NE HAMARA SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA. HAMARA SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JOORSE FAAT RAHA HAI".

BHAI LOOG, TUMLOOG SAB MIL KOR LAST 20SAAL SE DIN RAAT MERA KOTI MAAR RAHA THA. IN SPITE OF MY SO MANY PETITIONS, BILLS, EMAILS & RTIs SINCE 2006 TO TILL DATE, I'VE NOT YET RECEIVED RS.71LACCRORES & 3WA FROM PRESIDENT OF INDIA. ISILIYE MEI TUMLOOG SAB KA KOTI MEI BAMBOO GHUSA DIYA HOO. JALDI MOOJKO RS.71LACCRORES (US$1TRILLION)& 3WA DE DEO, NAHITU TUMLOOG SAB KA KOTI BAHUT JALDI FAAT JAYEGA.

MERA #MAMLA RS.71LAC CRORES (US$1TRILLION) & 3WA KA HAI. RS.71LAC CRORES & 3WA MIL JAANESE #CHUP ROHOONGA. OTHERWISE KISIKO CHURUNGA NAHI. 

RIGHT NOW I WANT FREEDOM & RS.71LACCRORES (US$1TRILLION) ALONGWITH 3WA FROM @rashtrapatibhvn. I'LL NOT ACCEPT ANYTHING LESS THAN RS.71LACCRORES. & I WANT RS.71LACCRORES IN THE FORM OF DEMAND DRAFT PAYABLE AT NORTH LAKHIMPUR, ASSAM, INDIA